Imagine you work at a 7-11. You’re saving up money for college. You work weekends so you don’t see your girlfriend/boyfriend as much as you’d like, but what are you gonna do?
You get off class on Friday afternoon and head over to do your night shift. A guy walks in for some smokes. He smells like vodka. Ew. Whatever, he left. Febreeze covers all.
You stock some shelves before going back to the cash.
You’re there about 5 minutes when a masked man comes in, armed with a bat’leth. He asks you for money and when you refuse, he runs off. Because apparently he forgot he had brought a frigging bat’leth with him.
I bet you didn’t see that coming when you started your day.